Thou art a piteous excuse for a human being, with the manners and breeding of a common gutter rat. Thy behavior is an affront to all that is decent and respectable, and thy lack of education is surpassed only by thy lack of moral fiber. Verily, thou art a blight upon the good name of society, and thy presence doth bring naught but shame and embarrassment to those who must suffer it. Were it not for the charity and indulgence of those around thee, thou wouldst surely find thyself cast out into the cold and unforgiving world, where the harsh realities of life might teach thee the error of thy ways.